Dreams. Dreamy dreams. Dreaming of dreamy dreams. We all have that one dream, the one that never goes away, even if life provides a heaping pile of lofty distractions. Occasionally something reminds us of it and we pause to go back to dreamland for a moment. We let out a long dramatic sigh and for … Continue reading A Glimpse of Rome Through Geeky Glasses
There was an eerie whistle coming off the fields; its source was unknown. Only vacant emptiness hung over the green wheaties for miles. The sky was a dull grey, creeping over the landscape like it was its own life form. All seemed...ugh what is that horrendous smell? Manure season. That's what. What a wretched time … Continue reading Poop Happens. So grab a shovel and deal with it.
When life is coming at you like a hoard of angry zombies, and you just feel like you're about to get eaten alive, lift your eyes up to Jesus. He's a heart-loving-zombie-crushing-pound-on-Satan's-face kinda guy. And in your worst moments, even when you feel disconnected or like you've lost your way, Jesus still knows you by … Continue reading Flesh Eaters.
Just saw a commercial for Cashmere toilet paper. I don’t know if any of you will remember this but Cashmere actually used to be called “Cottonelle”. But I guess cotton isn’t soft enough for some people wipe their arses with. Sometimes I wonder about the media and their constant portrayal of normalcy. *Sigh* Oh the … Continue reading Wipe your Butt with Silk