It's not that I'm just bad at hiding my facial reactions, or that I've unearthed some putrid smell, its nothing like that. My face is constantly crunching for an entirely different reason, one that no one would know about unless I tell them. My baby, now positioned on the right side of my stomach, keeps … Continue reading My Baby’s Butt
Apparently I take a lot of selfies while drinking coffee. I don't regret it. Which makes me think...I am shamefully self absorbed.The thing about coffee is that it has so many perks; brings you out of your sleep-mode, creates a fabulous excuse for a social meeting, and it just tastes so stinking good. How does … Continue reading Wakey Wakey.
There was an eerie whistle coming off the fields; its source was unknown. Only vacant emptiness hung over the green wheaties for miles. The sky was a dull grey, creeping over the landscape like it was its own life form. All seemed...ugh what is that horrendous smell? Manure season. That's what. What a wretched time … Continue reading Poop Happens. So grab a shovel and deal with it.
A wise scholar once told me something infinitely prudent. In her ravishing well-toned voice she said, “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” True dat sister. True dat. God has been showing me, through the Love Encounter experience and others, that His love doesn’t need to be forced. … Continue reading Mind…Blown.
People just need to know that Martha wasn’t crazy. In fact she was probably the normal-est one in the building. She was just busting her butt, preparing food for Jesus and his disciples, organizing the details and getting things ready for everyone so they could all chow down. My first impression of her was that … Continue reading Lattes with a dude that has a really cool beard, historically. We think.