Here’s why, I don’t know about you but it’s pretty easy for me to make a list in my mind of things that I would like and “send it up” to God. This is generally the nature of my prayers, since I’m a ‘list person’. Even if you’re not a ‘list person’ though, I bet … Continue reading It’s Rude to Treat God Like Santa
Here’s what actually happened: I was sitting with my husband’s family for our thanksgiving lunch. The children were running around wildly and mothers and fathers were chasing them apologetically while trying to carry on normal conversations at the same time with the other people in the room. It was hilarious. I can’t wait to have … Continue reading The Worst Kind of Turkey
This will be a different kind of blog post today. I want to give a glimpse into the uncharted territory of a place that is constantly moving through wisps of colour and untamed adventures in lost worlds. This place haunts me at times, but amazes me at others. And though I can be looking straight … Continue reading Silence of the Pigs
Today is...MEDIA HECKLING DAY!! Yaaaay! This is one of my favourite days of the year! Or week. Let's start with a fun fact: The media bombards the young girls’ minds. As time passes, it has been observed that the girls who are becoming weight conscious gets younger and younger—for instance, about 80% of nine-year-olds are … Continue reading What the crud are you doing? Stop that.
People just need to know that Martha wasn’t crazy. In fact she was probably the normal-est one in the building. She was just busting her butt, preparing food for Jesus and his disciples, organizing the details and getting things ready for everyone so they could all chow down. My first impression of her was that … Continue reading Lattes with a dude that has a really cool beard, historically. We think.
Just saw a commercial for Cashmere toilet paper. I don’t know if any of you will remember this but Cashmere actually used to be called “Cottonelle”. But I guess cotton isn’t soft enough for some people wipe their arses with. Sometimes I wonder about the media and their constant portrayal of normalcy. *Sigh* Oh the … Continue reading Wipe your Butt with Silk